How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist
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Faldt lige over denne artikel som omhandler en meget uheldig fyr der brugte en meget uheldig formulering. Der findes læssevis af ‘sjove’ historier på nettet, men denne her fik mig til at sidde, midt på arbejdet, og skraldgrine akavet imens jeg desperat prøvede at kvæle lyde af min egen latter med min hænder foran munden på mig selv.
Überkort resumé: Fyr får fingrene i 2 Care Bears og vil sælge dem på nettet. Ebay vil have for stort et gebyr for salget, så han vælger Craigslist i stedet. Salgsartiklen bliver formuleret lidt for lemfældigt og herfra starter galskaben.
Det er en engelsk historie som kun kræver kendskabet til 3 udtryk (tak til Urbandictionary.com):
Ebay:
A site where one may bid on auctions for almost any item imaginable, (not just useless trinkets, as implied by the other definitions here), with the allure coming from the incredibly cheap prices of nearly everything that gets listed. Often, it is possible to find items listed at half their retail price. Granted, shipping costs are usually high, but an extra $5 on shipping doesn’t overshadow paying $300 for a new graphics card that’s being sold for $400+ everywhere else.
Craigslist:
A terrific community website that started in San Francisco California and is run by a programmer named Craig Newmark. On Craigslist you can find a place to live, sell your car, find a job, rant & rave, find love, or just get laid. Craig has since set up sites for several major cities across the USA and a few major cities around the world.
Furry:
Possibly the strangest sub-culture in all of geekdom. Furries range from being harmless fans fascinated by anthropomorphic characters and animals, to immensely withdrawn or self-abosrbed persons who actually believe, or want to believe, they’re eagle-winged fox-like versions of themselves with giant gentalia who wouldn’t dare be anything else that could be considered mundane. Furries defy any coventional or unifying definition.
Nu hvor I er blevet 1 eller 3 udtryk klogere, kan vi fortsætte til den føromtalte artikel:
How To Accidentally Throw A Furry Orgy Using Craigslist
Tags: craigslist, ebay, furry
